# Fedya, dich! (part 1) Author: anti-colorados. Translated by theo. Original article: [link](https://dl-news.defence-line.org/?p=61595)  (Translator: the title and the title image of the article refer to the popular Soviet comedy, "The diamond hand") As is well known, the primary and near-constant generator of nonsense has become the famous golfer and tactical camo face cream enthusiast - one Trump, with the callsign Dodik. What he says into a microphone, and especially what he writes on his social network Truth Social, would baffle not only Sigmund Freud but even Ivan Pavlov. And it’s not just the caliber of this nonsense that’s noteworthy, but also the sheer consistency with which it’s produced. This tireless worker of absurdity constantly exceeds even the boldest output projections, so if we must address his creativity at all, it makes sense to focus only on the most recent pearls. For example, it’s well known that the word “deal” affects him just like a bell and a lightbulb affect Pavlov’s dog. He instantly gets excited and launches into one of his routines. Recently, he claimed that his phone call caused India and Pakistan to make a deal, thereby stopping a military border conflict between the two countries. The only problem: he missed the mark completely. These kinds of skirmishes have happened dozens of times before, usually following the same script - they flare up over practically nothing and fade out just as mysteriously, without any clear cause. And every one of those times, Trump didn’t call anyone, and the outcome was always the same. But wouldn’t you know it - Indian Prime Minister Modi came on air and flatly stated that no calls played any role in ending the conflict, and that it wrapped up without any Trumpian intervention. Then again, it’s possible things aren’t so clear-cut. Dodik might have called someone - just not in India or Pakistan. Maybe he dialed a random number somewhere else and opened with, “Do you have a Slavic wardrobe for sale?” (Translator: this phrase is from the Soviet movie). But that’s unconfirmed. What is confirmed is that his calls had zero influence on the situation.  That said, Dodik does have many productive ideas, reminiscent of Ostap Bender himself. While he hasn’t yet declared his “Red Endgame” plan, that doesn’t mean he isn’t hatching similarly grand schemes. And some of these ideas are, surprisingly, quite symbolic - even presidential in nature. Take this one, for example:  This can be considered powerful symbolism that will undoubtedly make America great again. And for those who find the font of this text too small, here is a literal translation kindly provided by Google: (Translator: google's Russian translation follows) By the way, this glorious and powerful statement explains his sudden departure from the G7 summit in Canada. After all, if you weigh a summit on one side of the scale and two magnificent flagpoles on the other - well, all doubts vanish instantly.